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FRESHMAN EATS CEREAL FOR DINNER
nation:
BUSH DECLARES SELF GOD, CONSERVATIVE NCU STUDENTS: "OUR POLITICAL VIEWS UNCHANGED"
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4W SECEDES FROM UNION, APPLIES FOR FOREIGN AID
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2 NCU STUDENTS SLAIN IN SPIRIT, FUNERALS MONDAY
sports:
NEW NCU MASCOT: "RED DEVILS"
opinion:
"I DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN ONE ACCORD ANYWAY" - HANS
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1 comment:
I wonder if this stuff is only funny to North Central Students or if it's universal. Regardless, this was funny.
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