8.16.2007

Freshmen Obeys Parking Rules: Ticketed Anyway

ZIMMERMAN PARKING LOT, MINNEAPOLIS, MN - NCU Freshmen Chad Mcelroy was flabergasted today when he discovered his 4th NCU parking ticket in as many days affixed to his windshield. "I honestly thought I did it right this time. The permit was visible, I parked in the commuter lot, I even left a small gift basket behind the wheel like the NCU Security Website suggested," Mcelroy said in an exclusive interview, "The ticket says the cause was 'Just For The Hell Of It.' Does that mean I needed to check in first?"

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Mcelroy received his first ticket his first day at North Central during welcome week while unloading his vehicle to move into Carlson Hall. "I didn't have a Special Guest Parking Pass" he explained. The second ticket was received 20 minutes after the first ticket for "Still Not Having a Special Guest Parking Pass." The third ticket came the next day after Mcelroy had registered improperly for his parking pass. "Apparently, they weren't sure if it was my car because even though the description and license matched, I'd forgot to tell them I was missing a hubcap."

"We can't be too lenient with parking." Said Officer #7 who was responsible for Mcelroy's fourth ticket, "While it's true that these lots are rarely full and that we could make everyone's lives a lot easier by being a little more reasonable; NCU Security can't afford to let students and staff abuse the authority of the law. That's why we're here, you know, to abuse authority and make up the law."

The NCU security office, who has received criticism in the past for being fickle, overly legalistic, and inflexible in special circumstances, refused to comment over the phone, stating they couldn't find a record of our inquiry on paper. - Woodward

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least he didn't get booted.... like they do for faculty and athletic deptmt. staff

Anonymous said...

I heard that you can slip the old boots off if you're awesome enough. Here's to power trips and makin' up the law...

Woodward said...

I actually heard the same thing, I'm not sure it was ever true though. Plus, wouldn't they just track you down and make you pay for a new boot?

Anonymous said...

With the pressure boots that just press tightly against either side of your tire you can jsut let out a little air and slip it off.... they any time you park illegally you can slip it back on and people will think you already got in trouble for it!

Anonymous said...

the pressure boots can slip off...but the caveat is if you do it gets towed next time. and unless it changed recently.....they tow on the 4th ticket. tow trucks show up in about 10 minutes after the call goes out.

Anonymous said...

Ya, i wouldn't try that though. I have honestly had my fair share of boots on my car and if i couldn't get it off then no one could. The NCU security is top notch when it comes to boot efficiency. Honestly, i think someone should buy a car boot online and boot the security van. that would show em for illegally parking outside miller hall.

Anonymous said...

Haha, you people who think you know a thing or two about boots crack me up

Anonymous said...

I have a question, why is it so hard to park legally and not in hanicapped spots, not in spots that are already coned off, being responsible and actually getting a parking permit? Oh ya, most people that complain need someone else to hold their hand through life.

Anonymous said...

I agree, NCU could use more parking .. and as for the stalls being blocked off, they should've started construction at the beginning of the summer ... not at the end of july.