8.19.2007

HEADLINES FOR THIS WEEK

front page:
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local:
HOT GIRL TO ENROLL IN FALL

politics:
NCU STUDENT SUPPORTS OBAMA JUST TO GET ATTENTION

health:
ALTER CALL PRAYER PARTNER POLITELY OFFERED BREATH MINT

student life:
SENIOR SIPS SUSPICIOUS MALT AND HOP BEVERAGE, GOES STRAIGHT TO HELL

technology:
PROTECTIVE CASE DESTROYS AESTHETIC APPEAL OF HIP NEW GADGET

opinion:
"I NEED A MORE GROWN UP SOUNDING EMAIL ADDRESS" - By wholetthedogsout03@aol.com

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