HEADLINES FOR THIS WEEK

front page:
NCU WELCOME WEEK RENAMED "LET'S GO CHECK OUT BLOCK E WEEK"

local:
INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER SICK OF BEING COMPARED TO STARBUCKS

politics:
98% OF MINNEAPOLIS HAD NO IDEA WHO R.T. RYBAK WAS BEFORE BRIDGE TRAGEDY

health:
THREE DAY OLD WHOPPERS AND MILKDUDS ARE NOT 'THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP'

student life:
FIRST WEEKEND AT SCHOOL FOR INCOMING FRESHMEN BOASTS 14 ENGAGEMENT RINGS

technology:
I.T. WORKER MAKES ANOTHER JOKE ABOUT MEGABYTES THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS

opinion:
"I'M NOT A LIBERAL, BUT I'M NOT AS CONSERVATIVE AS YOU." - NOAH FJELSTAD