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CHRISTIAN UNCOMFORTABLE WITH LIFTING HANDS DURING CHAPEL IS ONLY ONE LEFT CLAPPING
local:
STREET WITNESS OUTING ENDS IN STUDENTS CONVERSION TO ISLAM
politics:
HOSTESS RELEASES "OBAMA CAKES' IN ATTEMPT TO MATCH SUCCESS OF "DOLE BANANAS" AND KERRY/"HEINZ KETCHUP"
health:
FRESHMEN WITH BLOODY NOSE SEARCHES FOR SCHOOL NURSE
student life:
STUDENT ACTIVITIES COMMITTEE CHANGES NAME TO "COLLEGIATE OFFICERS CONTROLLING THE COMMOTION" IN EFFORT TO AVOID 'SACK' JOKES
technology:
GOOGLE SEARCH FOR RESEARCH ON 'TROUBLED TEENS' MORE RISKY THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT
opinion:
'I THINK MY ROOMMATE MIGHT BE GAY, BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO BE SURE..." - JAKE SHIMETT
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