9.19.2007

Headlines for the Week

front page:
DEPARTMENT CHAPEL: NOT JUST FOR SKIPPING ANYMORE

local:
FRESHMEN GIRL DIDN'T REALIZE SHE WAS BEING HIT ON

business:
HURTING NCU BUSINESS DEPARTMENT TO MERGE WITH FINE ARTS

sports:
RAMS SOCCER TEAM PENALIZED FOR PROPHESYING A LOSS FOR THEIR OPPONENTS

technology:
WIRELESS INTERNET IN CLAY COMMONS REQUIRES A WIRE

health:
"TYPING ELBOW" NOT A VIABLE EXCUSE FOR SKIPPING BOWLING CLASS

politics:
STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT KEEPS FORGETTING HE'S STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT

opinion:
“I'M PRETTY SURE THAT KID IN MY GLOBAL PERSPECTIVES CLASS IS THE WORST SPIDER SOLITAIRE PLAYER EVER.”
-DJ Schoelen

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol... but for real, who is the student body president?

Unknown said...

I haven't known since boda.